August 27
Indecision may or may not be my problem. - Jimmy Buffett
August 26
If you think
nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. -
Earl Wilson
August 25
The future ain't what it used to be. - Yogi Berra
August 24
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether
my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. -
Sir Winston Churchill
August 23
It's only when
you abandon your ambitions that they become possible. - Thomas Keneally
August 20
The first
principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the
easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman
August 19
If you're
going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you
might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond
August 18
The man who
views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of
his life. - Muhammad Ali
August 17
The gods too are
fond of a joke. - Aristotle
August 16
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near that
place. - Steven Wright
August 13
Don't worry about the world
coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles
Schultz
August 12
I know God will not give me
anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.-
Mother Theresa
August 11
This thing that we call
'failure' is not the falling down, but the staying down. - Mary
Pickford
August 10
Drama is life with the dull bits
cut out. - Alfred Hitchcock
August 9
Blame someone else and get on
with your life.- Alan Woods
August 6
If
you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right.
- Mary Kay Ash
August 5
If you would marry suitably,
marry your equal - Ovid
August 4
I know this--a man got to do
what he got to do. - John Steinbeck
August 3
Home computers are being called upon to
perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework
formerly eaten by the dog. - Doug Larson
August 2
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects - Lester B. Pearson