July Someone Said
July 30
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died. - Richard Diran
July 29
I started concentrating so hard on my vision that I lost sight. - Robin Green
July 28
The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. - Ben Stein
July 27
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is. - Chuck Reid
July 26
You cannot run away from a weakness; you must sometimes fight it out or perish. And if that be so, why not now, and where you stand? - Robert Louis Stevenson
July 23
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Baghot
July 22
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson
July 21
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather
July 20
If we never had to work Mondays would we all hate Tuesdays?
July 19
Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed - Emily Dickinson.
July 16
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed. - Alexander Pope
July 15
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman
July 14
The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor
July 13
Destiny is not a matter of chance. It is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved. Williams Jennings Bryan
July 12
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. - Eleanor Roosevelt
July 9
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Rita Rudner
July 8
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker
July 7
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain
July 6
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. - Carol Burnett
July 2
I regret that I have but one life to give for my country. Nathan Hale
July 1
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright