March Odd Jobs
March 29 - Personally, I try to stay away from honest work and besides, everyone knows the term honest pay means crappy pay.
Wanted reliable , responsible, physically fit persons to Help load/unload trucks/storage containers (U-haul, budget, door to door containers etc..) Good pay, tips. Must have reliable transportation, cell phone, internet access, good communication skills.
March 22 - And you thought all that time you were styling your dolls hair you were wasting it.
We have
an exciting new opportunity within our retail sales team. In addition to
our wonderful line of collectible dolls and accessories we have an on-site
doll hair salon. At the salon, we provide our client's with hair styling
and tips for the care of their doll's hair. In support of the hair salon
we are now running a doll hair care seminar called The Hair Spectacular.
The seminar takes place in our theater.
RESPONSIBILITIES:
The associate conducting the show will be responsible for demonstrating,
on stage, a variety of hair styling techniques as well as tips for the
care and maintenance of American Girl Place doll hair. This ongoing event
is very special because American Girl Place has a tremendous following and
is in response to the needs of thousands of little girls who love and
nurture their doll.
REQUIRED SKILLS AND EXPERIENCE:
We are seeking individuals with a minimum of 1-2 years of sales
experience, preferably in a retail environment. Candidates with experience
in in-store demonstrations such as cosmetics application or toy demos as
well as applicants with any stage or theatre background would be ideal.
Undergraduate education preferred but not required.
Compensation: $12.40 hrly
March 15 - This is the perfect job for the kid who used to eat paste. I love when they have random jobs like this and they say salary based on experience. How likely is it that you would ever have had a job doing this in the past.
Full-time
position available in production art studio. Responsible for gluing ltd.
ed. designs to glass objects such as platters and bowls. This is a small
production studio creating hand made pieces shipped nationwide. Need
someone who works well with their hands and is conscientious and
detail-oriented. 4-5 days per week.
Compensation: Salary commensurate with experience.
March 8 - See if you think ahead and hire a driver than you can drink as much as you want. The rest of you, call a cab please.
Looking for
reliable driver for nights of 2/21 and 2/22. Must have good references, no
prior arrests, clean driving record and cell phone. You will be on call for
six hours at a time, but there will only be one or two hours of actual work
a night, which will be driving to and from French Quarter. The rest of the
night you will remain within fifteen minutes driving distance of the French
Quarter. Good looking guys b/w 21-30 preferred, but all experience drivers
are welcome to apply. Car is provided.
Compensation: 100 per night + possible tips for good service
March 5 - One time I heard this story about this guy who saw a line and thought it must be waiting for something really cool, but it turned out to be for nothing. Okay never mind that's a stupid story. I thought it was funnier when I started it, really. Anyhow if you thought this was going to be a good story because it involved waiting in line, then this job is definitely for you.
March 4 - All the world loves a clown except for my sister, she hates them. So I guess if I got this job she would hate me. So I guess I won't be a clown then, but you can, I mean you probably don't even know her so it wouldn't matter that she won't like you.
Oh and what's with all the caps? Clowns aren't supposed to yell at you.
CLOWNS WANTED EXPERIENCED IN
BALLOON ANIMALS AND FACE PAINTING
FOR PROMOTIONAL WORK
-MUST HAVE GREAT GREAT GREAT ATTITUDE
- ALL JOBS ARE ACCESSIBLE BY PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION
-BE RELIABLE (ON TIME)
-HAVE CLEAN OUTIFIT WITH HAT (WIGS NOT NECCESSARY)
-JOBS ARE ON SATURDAYS BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 12 AND 4 PM (TIMES MAY VARY)
-WILL BE STARTING UP IN APRIL
-JOBS POSSIBLE DURING THE WEEK FOR DEPENDABLE PEOPLE
-FACE PAINTERS BE ABLE TO DO FULL FACES
-WILL TRAIN PEOPLE FOR $50 PER HOUR
Compensation: $110/2 HOUR GIGS $150/3 HOUR GIGS
March 3 - Cool. I wonder if they could get someone who would work for beer?
Bagpiper for St Patty's, 3/17/04 Afternoon & Evening.
Compensation:
Good Pay
March 2 - I picked this ad because it cracked me up. Seriously 'No wings we're not interested'? Oh and the fact that you only get paid in tips. I bet a ton of people will jump at that offer.
We're an
Upper East Side bar that is recruiting airline flight attendants for our
weekly Airline Appreciation Nights. We are seeking those that want to step
out of the airport and into a fun atmosphere by guest bartending, promoting
the party to other crews, and planning.
If you think you can do this, you will make some good money and have fun
too.
Come fly with us!
IF YOU ARE NOT A FLIGHT ATTENDANT OR PILOT, DO NOT EMAIL US! NO WINGS, NOT
INTERESTED!
Compensation: Tips
March 1 - I wonder if this is the kind of job that people in the spokes model category on Star Search are aiming for. Seems like a waste to go to all that trouble to get a job like this.