May Someone Said
May 28
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining. Jef Raskin
May 27
He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him. - Eddie Cantor
May 26
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. - Will Rogers
May 25
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp
May 24
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself. - Jane Wagner
May 21
I've always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position. -
Pat Conroy
May 20
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
May 19
In summer, the song sings itself. - William Carlos Williams
May 18
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost. - Gustave Flaubert
May 17
If your success is not on your own terms, if it looks good to the world but does not feel good in your heart, it is not success at all. - Anna Quindlen
May 14
Literature is strewn with the wreckage of those who have minded beyond reason the opinion of others. - Virginia Woolf
May 13
I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on. - Oscar Levant
May 12
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy
May 11
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues. - Abraham Lincoln
May 10
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell - anonymous
May 7
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. - Richard Braunstein
May 6
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde
May 5
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. -Olin Miller
May 3